Bridgette's Year Under Review - My Data Revealed

In which I ask the AI to quantify my 2024 and it spits out these insane results

This year, I asked the AI to quantify my last year. I uploaded my photos, my fitbit data, my text chain record, and my sales stats.¹ I wasn’t sure what to expect, but either the AI has lost its mind, or I’m crazier than I thought.

This is the year of my lord 2024 Under Review.

I’m not sure why these are “Guestimates”

The AI said it wants to plan my next road trip

That 3rd one was a real prickly bastard.

He cleaned up real nice. And to think, I thought we wouldn’t keep him….

I’m not sure why the AI decided to celebrate our anniversary like this…

Well, at least it got this right.

Technically I have only PAID to plant 600 trees. But we did just plant a new tree yesterday. Grow big and tall little tree!

I feel attacked.

Is it complimenting me or trolling me? It’s hard to tell.

Nope. Definitely trolling.

Awww! Hi Grandma! Miss you.

well that turned dark.

1. Let’s be clear. I did not do this. I do not trust the AI. I don’t even have a fitbit. Also, I am ALWAYS polite when speaking with the computers.