Ornaments + MORE For Sale Today at NOON
Ornaments will go live at noon. Add the other items to your cart now.
12:20 PM UPDATE: The ornaments sold out in 7 minutes.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT→ Now off to make a donation to the National Forest Foundation to plant a small forest.
There are still calendars, cards, books, cold wax paintings, and other merch available. If you missed out this year, there’s always next year!
HELLO Ornament Fiends. The day is here.
Are your thumbs ready?
Are your alarms set?
Have you told your secretary to hold your calls from 11:55 until you tell him you’re available again?
Have you promised your mom an ornament in exchange for not coming for Thanksgiving?
Your day is here.
Bask upon these beauties in all their glory…
Each ornament. Hand painted. I went full rogue and went blue mountains and trees this year. Each one non-fungible. Special.
Also, with each one sold, we’re donating to plant 10 trees with the National Forest Foundation. This is VERY important to me. Trees. Let’s plant LOTS and LOTS of trees. Deforestation is bad.
HOT TIP. When you feel bad about flying, spend your extra money on planting trees as a carbon offset.1
Calendars are now available in the shop
Cold Wax Landscapes are available to the general public
Other things for sale
AND NOW THE ORNAMENTS
The following link to purchase the ornaments will be available at 12:00 pm NOON to be exact. Today. You can add the other above things to your cart now. A little pre-game shopping to get you in the mood.
At noon, the link will go live. I do this to give you all plenty of time to prepare. I get so many complaints that people miss it. I’ve been telling you for a week across multiple formats, so I’VE GIVEN YOU AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE.
Here is the link. They are $50 each.
AGAIN. This link will be available at 12:00 pm. Not before. You will get an error message up until that moment.
QUESTIONS? Ask NOW or forever hold your peace.
I don’t know if this works, but it makes me feel better for the 1-2x a year I happen to fly.